yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

image

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

hate:

cool:

hate is only cool if ur talking about tumblr user hate

hey thats me

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

commumism:

[puts hand on daughters shoulder] son

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill